December 2009
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Lil Wayne & Kanye West (19)
Peter Broderick (10)
Nick Drake (10)
Twin Sister (9)
Bowerbirds (5)
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Why I'm not at church right now
Dad: I mean, Jesus was a historical figure. He EXISTED.
Mom: No one ever said he didn't!
SOMETHING I WILL MISS ABOUT THE 2000S:
cuntyvirago:
Saying “WhateverFest OH-Number.” Hiccup Fest 07, Bake Fest 05-09, Hippie Fest 08, Garlic Fest 09, Flea Fest 09, etc. I don’t know what I’m going to do in January. “1-OH” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Co-signed.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Vince Guaraldi Trio (24)
Twin Sister (10)
William Bell (9)
Peter Broderick (8)
The Mar-Keys (8)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →
Sam Cooke (22)
Twin Sister (15)
Nick Drake (11)
The National (10)
Peter Broderick (9)
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Day-off 3pm "brunch" scramble: a recipe
You will need:
1 strip bacon, cut into matchstick-sized pieces
1/8 sweet onion, chopped
1 large clove garlic, minced
1 handful fresh spinach, torn into small pieces
2 eggs - the freshest you can get.
1 small chunch cheddar cheese, grated
salt, pepper
Sriracha (optional) (not really optional)
Heat up small frying pan. Put bacon in pan. Cook over moderate heat until fat renders from...
humanimality exercise
tygertherapy:
last night i couldn’t sleep because i was thinking about the chinese zodiac. it’s such a strange astrological system because it is divided up by year (starting at chinese new year) and that seems like a terribly general method of classification. the western zodiac, however, makes complete sense to me because the symbols are more familiar (virgin, scorpion, fish, etc.) and are so...
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Poem
I should very much like to be torn in two by you
One half of me to head north and the other to begin digging One half to gut the fish and fry them for dinner The other to sing, it’s
something sweet, and also something not-so-sweet
One half of me to give the other instruction One half of me to stay in One to make the cuts and the other to count them One half of me all body-painted red
One on...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6) →
Otis Redding (25)
Ne-Yo (12)
Nick Drake (10)
Fredrik (10)
Forest Fire (8)
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My roommate learns gchat
me: hello there
Emily: HELLO. THIS IS A FIRST FOR ME.
AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
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A HISTORY OF ORIGAMI
two women in three days cried on the green bench in the park where i found a dollar folded into a boat. i thought it was the crying bench and cried on the crying bench when it became available. i cried by thinking of all the people who’ve never broken a shop window, not the baker’s window, the bead-seller’s, who sells beads for purposes i find hard to list:...
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Can someone explain to me
why I have been listening to Ne-Yo’s Year of the Gentleman pretty exclusively for the past three days?